There are few things more embarassing than a doctor's snotty receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in front of a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it:
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he whispered.
She replied, "I'm sorry sir, can you speak up? I can't hear you."
He says a little louder, "There is something wrong with my penis."
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "Well you've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked outside, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes sir, and what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, proud that he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in a burst of laughter.
