A heart specialist doctor died and it's his funeral. The coffin was in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked "Why are you laughing?".
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?" said the other.
"I'm a gynecologist."
