A man hailed a taxi and got in, telling the cabby where he wanted to go. About ten minutes later, the man noticed the cabby had missed the stop, so the man reached up to tap the cabby on the shoulder. The cabby screamed, swerved, drove up on the sidewalk and slammed into a brick wall. Luckily, they were both ok.
The man said "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to scare you like that"
The cabby says "It's not your fault. This is my first day driving a taxi. For the past thirty years I've been driving a hearse"
