Funnies

I thought I would finally put all those e-mail forwards to use. You know the ones...they make you laugh so you forward them to all your friends and maybe even save it in a folder somewhere to be forgotten? Well from now on, I'm going to put them here! So everyone can see them. If you see a beside a joke, it has foul language. Soooo, if you find that kind of language offensive or your parents get pissed of you read stuff like that, don't click on it!!!! Don't say I didn't warn you. You have a really good one you want me to put up? Send it to me! If it makes me laugh, I'll put it up...and even give you the credit for it! Anyway, enjoy!

Calvin and Hobbes - Winter Wonderland (cartoon)

Things You Wish Your Computer Had (images)

Actual Air Force Repair Orders (and their responses)

Disorder in the Court

Actual Product Labels

Fruit Cake Recipe

Where Do Cats Come From?

Not So Tender 2-Line Poems

Old Weight Watchers Recipe Cards

Don't Kick The Animals

Here's Your Sign - By Bill Engvall

Stopping the Speeder

Useful Expressions for High Stress Days

Things You Wish You Could Say at Work

Did You Know....?

Little Red Riding Hood

A Day in the Life of a Whale

Morning Poem

The Cuckoo Clock

How Does Your Breed of Dog Change a Lightbulb?

How To Give a Cat a Pill

Top 10 Answering Machine Greetings

Mental Hospital Answering Machine

Quickies

Toilet Talk

The Funeral

The New Taxi Driver

Silly Celebrity Quotes

Christmas Card for Osama Bin Laden

A Christmas Story

The Jackass

9 Things That Piss Me Off - By Adam Sandler

Beer Troubleshooting Chart

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You Are Drunk

Meet the Parents

Nervous Priest

The Truth About Chain Letters

What Andy Rooney Thinks About.....

Sports Quips

How Embarassing!!

A Doctor Visit

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Pregnancy Q & A

How Many Women With PMS Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

3 Computer Cartoons (cartoons)

Thoughts to Ponder

Best Bumper Stickers

A Mother's Lessons

Oath of Friendship

How to Live a Healthy Life

Today's Horoscopes

Blonde Jokes

40 Things That Prove You're A New Yorker

Canadian Diary

George Costanza's Words of Wisdom

New Cockpit Cameras (photo)

Can You Read Japanese? (photo)

I'm a French Fry (cartoon)

Male Translations

Women, You Know You're Really Drunk When....

Worst Pick-Up Lines

Real Gravestones

Cop Joke

Top 10 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped

Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart

Southern Census

Jokes for Men

What NOT to Say to a Police Officer

New Warning Labels for Alcohol

Letter From the Cat

You Know You're Living In 2004 when....

Flood (photo)

Actual Signs

Ode To Sundays (after a wild Saturday night)

Kids Say the Darndest Things

A Stamp We All Need (cartoon)

Golf Course Warning Sign (photo)

Hand Me the Hairdryer (cartoon)

10 Signs That You Have PMS

10 Things Only Women Understand

An 80's Love Story

Worst Job (photo)

Sharks (cartoon)

Cat Needs (photo)

Words to Live By


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